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Bizarre Xmas Gift Guide

Bizarre Magazine will be featuring the paddles in their alternative Xmas present guide this year. I just FedExed a sample off to their offices in London for the photo shoot. Which reminds me of two things…  If you live outside the US, I'd be happy to ship you a paddle but please contact me for rates and I'll do a custom invoice. Second-day shipping to london cost once and a half the price of the paddle! It might be more practical to think ahead and order via slow mail.

The other thing it reminds me of is what a great stocking stuffer the paddles would be. In my family, we were told we'd get a lump of coal if we weren't good. I guess the bonus of being raised by lawyers was that after a typical day at work, my worst behavior must have seemed pretty benign, because I never did get the fabled coal.

If your darling is oh so bad, perhaps a big black rubber ass whacker wrapped up in fishnets is just the thing to get the holidays off to a lovely start. It's a toy you can share, now that you're all grown up and know how to play nicely.

I'm pretty excited about the appearance in Bizarre. How can the paddles go wrong in a mag that features such exquisite creatures as Bianca Beauchamp?


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