A BadAss Paddle Theme Song from DM

There have been some great entries in this month's paddle giveaway contest. I'm really kind of glad that I don't have to be the one who decides who wins, because it's gonna be a tough job.

If you've been craving a BadAss spanking toy but haven't ordered one yet, what are you waiting for? Now's your chance to win a free paddle by submitting the best soundbite about the paddles:

Go Here To Enter The Contest

Since I know that not everyone is going to check back to the original entry to see how clever my readers are, I think I may post some of my favorite entries every now and then. The competition so far is pretty stiff, if you'll excuse the pun. There are some smart spankos out there, and some delightfully smart-ass ones as well. Although the following submission is not exactly what I asked for, it's still really great. I've been thinking for some time that the paddles need a theme song, and though I had something bluesier in mind, this just cracked me up:

I know it's outside the contest, but I couldn't resist. Clearly you need a punful theme song. With no further ado, and with many apologies to Sesame Street:

Rubber paddle you're the one
You make spanking lots of fun
Tirepaddle I'm awfully fond of you

Woo woo be do

Bad ass paddles joy of joys
You're the heaviest of my toys
Tirepaddles make lots of noise

Doo doo doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the subby
I find a paddle whos
long and black and rubbery

Rub-a-dub-rubbery

Tirepaddle, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber paddle, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the subby
I find a paddle whos
long and black and rubbery

Badd Ass Paddle, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber paddle, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber paddle, I'd like a whole pound of -
Rubber paddle I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

Thanks, DM, for a great little song!