You Might Have To Peel This Girl Off Your Chest…

Sometimes we have to take all our clothes off. In fact, I do it most days, at least once. Sometimes it's more fun than others, of course. Now, if you were wearing one of the shirts from my cafepress store featuring this sultry devil girl (who happens to be removing her clothes, by the way) I'd be willing to bet people might ask you to take your clothes off more often.

Last year at the Dirty Show I made up a bunch of these to wear at the gallery. And damned if the last night, which happened to be Valentine's Day, a beautiful woman didn't ask me if she could have the shirt off my back. (This is a true story, people). And you know what? It was freezing F-ing cold, we were in a parking lot in the middle of downtown Detroit, in the middle of the night and I was more than happy to give her my shirt. And that had a very happy ending for a pretty long while… In fact, it was the first time I ever really enjoyed Valentine's Day.

Now, of course, I can't promise you that people are going to strip you naked in public all the time if you wear one of these shirts (or thongs, or boxers, etc). After all, it only happened to me once and I've worn these a lot more times since. But hey, it certainly can't hurt your odds either. Except with people who are maybe a bit uptight… and did you really want to strip for them anyway?

So go check out the store if you want. There's a bunch of cool designs over there besides the devil girls. This design is on sale here.