Do They Just Make This Shit Up?

If anyone can recommend a good online translation service that actually works please let me know… It's not a big surprise that my paddles would go over pretty well in Germany, but when I try to translate Deutsch blog entries, well, I can kinda tell what they're getting at but sometimes it's just plain impenetrable. Here's a couple samples of what Google Translate does to German, Italian and Spanish: they're kind of amusing sometimes. I kind of wonder if maybe they apply the same basic algorithm to all languages?

The round black Dinger goes - around tires - correct tires, such, how they are with passenger cars down to - and evenly those must be replaced now and then, if they have too little profile.

An artist thought thus over evenly those tires, whereby him the idea came that but gladly over such profile-afflicted Grundmaterialen its muessten.(Verzweifeln you not at my current language, asks humans, who concern themselves with the pain production by impact devices for the increase of the adrenalin mirror and causing other body reactions, I "Flagellanten" or "flogging lovers" have written could also).

If, they are trowels for pasteleros sadomassoquístas or that they want to leave noticeable with these designs its victims. Very good so that it has words like Sexy or Trash and one of Rim (like cinto that I have). You already know that to do if you like the pain.

If one uses pollution free Sextoys, walk one then with their application ' here one for the rain forests!' or ' as it looks with the global heating up on your ass?' ...

An inventive small Perverser made it it's duty to make S&M Paddles (a kind whip) of industrial waste.

The used tire treads are not however from really driven tires. Nevertheless one can call it recycling, since it concerns tire treads, which did not come into the sales, but did not come through various quality tests and did not land on the next dump.

For the perverted ecologist who has inside of each one of us.