You Oughta Be In Pictures

I doubt there's a man alive who hasn't at some point coveted Ron Jeremy's job position. Every guy thinks he's a porn star, or should be. So, yesterday, that dream half came through for me. I'm not gonna be in in porno, but the paddles will be. Groovy.

Within hours of the link from BoingBoing, I sold a couple of paddles to National A-1, who own a variety of sites like Singles.com, Spanking.com, and HotMovies.com. They're planning to give the paddles a spin in some of their films and see how they like 'em. I'll post links to the movies when they go online (about 30-60 days, I'm told).

If you wanna buy paddles at wholesale prices for use in films or online photo galleries, drop me a line. I may not wind up being a star, but BadAss paddles are totally itching for a screen test.